SNOMAGEDDON

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@TrustTheDust tweeted this yesterday. I love the term SNOWMAGEDDON and have now adopted it. I feel bad for (most) meteorologists: either way they are kinda screwed. If they predict 10 inches and it doesn’t come, they get hit for hyping too much, but if they under-predict, they get slammed. That’s why I listen to my own personal meteorologist — @EdRoberts and @KCWeather — Ed has been very upfront that much of what he is predicting is dependent on several things happening.

Currently, we haven’t had near the problems we were supposed to have, but it looks to be getting worse as the day progresses. I feel bad because it’s looking more and more likely that the Spring Show for Alli and Ashley’s dance team that they coach is going to be postponed, which stinks because the girls have worked really hard. They’ll still be able to have the show next weekend, but it just makes things more difficult.

Rachel Getting Married

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Alli and I rented a couple movies over the weekend, the first of which was Anne Hathaway’s Oscar-nominated performance in Rachel Getting Married.

Everything about this movie was independent:

  • Dysfunctional family? Check.
  • Drug problems? Check.
  • Indie music? Check.
  • Redemption? Why not?

But despite all the cliches, the movie is so dang charming that I didn’t really care. Anne Hathaway turns in a terrific performance as Kym, the drug-addled, tortured, look-at-me-look-at-me sister, and her career continues to rise as she takes on more challenging roles.

But to be completely honest, I felt like she was almost outshone in this movie by older, more responsible sister Rachel, played by Rosemarie Dewitt. (Interesting side note, Dewitt won two supporting actress awards for her performance in Rachel Getting Married in smaller film festivals last year.) Dewitt’s performance as Rachel is so honest…I just loved it.

The movie itself just kind of winds and meanders all over the place, but it manages to rub a few really great scenes together (especially the rehearsal dinner). It was certainly worth the $1.08 at Redbox.

First week on the job

It’s actually been two weeks since I officially began at Cerner Corporation, but I only joined my team on Monday, spending the first week in orientation. The last week was overwhelming as I’m doing my best to navigate my new company and yet still do my best to contribute as quickly as I can.

The blog is taking a backseat for the time being (not at all surprising), considering that I’ve got the new job, Alli’s dance team’s spring show, and March Madness (Rock Chalk!) going on right now. Plus, I haven’t had a lot to say lately. Maybe next week.

Until then…

Back to work

Yesterday morning, I returned back to work after almost 3 months off. It’s weird, but I’m enjoying it so far.

I’m blessed to have a job right now. It sucks out there and there are good, talented people who have been laid off. I think it may be a couple months before the economy turns around. If there’s any feedback that I can give any of the recently unemployed, please let me know.

Watchmen

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Just as many did today, I went out and saw Zack Snyder’s movie adaptation of the crazy popular cult classic graphic novel  Watchmen. Prior to seeing the movie, I picked up the full graphic novel at Target and finished the tome an hour before Alli and I went to see it at the Fork & Screen over lunch.

I enjoyed the book. It’s heavy and dark, but it’s extremely well-written. Alan Moore’s words and Dave Gibbons illustrations create the alternate-history 1985 in which Richard Nixon is entering his 5th term as President and the Cold War is at the height of madness, enough for there to be a Doomsday Clock, which scientists use to count down the annihilation of the world via nuclear weapons.

The movie follows the same basic plot, but lacks much of the depth that makes the graphic novel a classic. Zack Snyder is a good filmmaker, but the source material that he was provided with does most of the work for him here. Snyder recreates some scenes frame-for-frame identically to Gibbons’ original drawings.

That’s not a bad thing, but there are parts of the movie that got cut over others that I felt shouldn’t have. Snyder manages to find five minutes for a 5-minute long softcore porn scene, but other more critical plot points are glazed over (I would have liked to have seen more development of the New Frontiersman vs. the Nova Express part of the story, which is absent entirely from the movie until the last 5 minutes when it doesn’t even make sense).

Unfortunately, our experience with the movie was not great. The movie started and stopped 5 times before it finally continuously began and even then, we still missed the first few minutes. That was unfortunate because I felt it would have set the stage of impending doom better than what we saw.

The other thing that bothered me was something that bothered another reviewer (that I can’t remember now) regarding the ending. I won’t reveal what happens, but here’s what I’ll say: the ending is really one of the only major plot changes the movie makes to the book. And if you’re going to make a shot-for-shot recreation of a graphic novel, you should go all the way. By changing the end, it alters the story enough that it is noticeable.

The casting hits about as much as it misses. Jackie Earl Haley is perfect as Rorschach but I thought that Matthew Goode was the wrong choice for Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias. I also was totally impressed by Patrick Wilson’s Nite Owl, especially after reading the book. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is a good Comedian, but I could take or leave Malin Ackerman’s Laurie/Silk Spectre.

Like I said before, the movie version really lacked the layers that make the graphic novel so good. I imagine that most fans of the book will nitpick the movie to death. Others will be turned off by the extreme violence, while others will say it’s not violent enough based on the source material. But there are a lot of people who will appreciate the movie a lot. I liked it. I probably would have liked it even more had I not read it. It has really interesting things to say about human nature and what it truly means to be heroic. Sure, those messages come straight from the source material, but at least they didn’t get muddled.

I’m not sure if I’d recommend this movie. If you’re interested, you might think about taking a look at the Wikipedia page for the comic just to get a plot overview.

Customer Service WIN

Today, I received a really nice e-mail from my local FASTSIGNS.

As the owner of FASTSIGNS of Olathe, I want to personally “thank you” for your business. Too often in today’s world, we neglect to stop and thank those who have helped to make us successful, and I assure you that my staff and I do not take your support for granted. We remain committed to helping you keep your business moving forward through the use of effective, affordable sign and graphic solutions.

Times may continue to be difficult for all of us, but at FASTSIGNS we have decided NOT to participate in the recession. While I may be uncertain as to the long-term effect of the current economic turmoil, I am more than certain that we will continue to provide the highest quality service and products at a competitive price.

As a small business owner I understand the concerns we are all feeling right now, which is why I wanted to make a point of extending sincere gratitude to you for your past business, as well as encourage you to join me and adopt my anti-recession attitude. If at any time you wish to speak with me directly, I can be reached at 913.768.8900.

On behalf of our team, thank you again for choosing FASTSIGNS of Olathe. We look forward to working with you again in the future.

Thanks!
David White
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FASTSIGNS of Olathe
13511 S. Mur-Len Rd., Suite 134, Olathe, KS 66062
Phone (913) 768-8900 Fax (913) 768-6796
www.fastsigns.com/406

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Frankly, this is a great tactic. I love that they are saying they have chosen not to participate in the recession. We need more of this type of thinking.

My actual bucket list

Since the Bucket List Meme, I thought I should do my very own, not one that’s pre-conceived. I have a lot of things I want to do before I die. This is by no means a comprehensive list, but it’s a start.

  1. Be the best husband I can be
  2. Design a typeface
  3. Publish a book
  4. Visit Hawaii (in 2010 baby!)
  5. Bungee jump
  6. Visit Australia
  7. Visit Africa
  8. Stand in Red Square
  9. Visit Germany
  10. Drive cross-country with Alli
  11. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
  12. Buy a stranger a meal
  13. Have my portrait painted (marrying a painter FTW!)
  14. Write a screenplay
  15. Be in a movie
  16. Learn some card tricks so I can be a “cool” uncle
  17. Go back to Italy
  18. Have an amazingly landscaped backyard
  19. Speak another language (probably Italian) fluently (just gotta buy Rosetta Stone, right?)
  20. See the Great Pyramids
  21. See Alaska
  22. Own season tickets to the Chiefs
  23. Visit the Great Wall of China
  24. Design and sell a collection of T-shirts
  25. Go sky diving
  26. Visit a Nazi concentration camp
  27. Fly in a helicopter
  28. Eat caviar
  29. Eat at Plaza III
  30. Hike the Grand Canyon
  31. Walk in Jerusalem
  32. Make a difference
  33. Sit on a jury
  34. Lead a bible study
  35. Live somewhere besides Kansas City
  36. Rescue a dog
  37. Own a bespoke suit
  38. Retire early and travel with Alli
  39. Own our home outright
  40. Teach a class
  41. Spend an entire 24 hours in silent meditation
  42. Play a round of golf under 80
  43. Read The Complete Calvin and Hobbes from cover to cover
  44. Stand on the field for a Chiefs game
  45. Return to St. Lucia
  46. Attend a taping of a TV show that I like (should have tried to get to Friends back in the day)
  47. Learn to draw
  48. Write in a journal every day for a year
  49. Eat at Top Chef Harold’s restaurant Perilla
  50. Weigh less than 225 pounds again

What about you? What do you want to do before you kick the bucket?

Bucket List Meme

So since I don’t have much to say, I’m stealing this from Average Jane. It’s a pretty fun little meme (as much as people hate them), but I think it’s decent. Basically, you have your standard list of things that may or may not appear on a bucket list. You bold the stuff you’ve done already and italicize the stuff you want to do.

  1. Started my own blog
  2. Slept under the stars
  3. Played in a band
  4. Visited Hawaii (in 2010 baby!)
  5. Watched a meteor shower.
  6. Given more than I can afford to charity.
  7. Been to Disneyland/Disney World
  8. Climbed a mountain
  9. Held a praying mantis
  10. Sung a solo
  11. Bungee jumped
  12. Visited Paris
  13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
  14. Taught myself an art from scratch (graphic design is an art, right?)
  15. Adopted a child
  16. Had food poisoning
  17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
  18. Grown my own vegetables
  19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
  20. Slept on an overnight train (although sleeping is difficult when the air doesn’t work and you realize that you are constantly moving)
  21. Had a pillow fight
  22. Hitchhiked (long story…don’t ask)
  23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
  24. Built a snow fort
  25. Held a lamb
  26. Gone skinny dipping
  27. Run a marathon
  28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
  29. Seen a total eclipse
  30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
  31. Hit a home run
  32. Been on a cruise
  33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
  34. Visited the birthplace of my ancestors
  35. Seen an Amish community (went to college near one!)
  36. Taught myself a new language (I didn’t completely, but was complimented on more than one occasion during our trip to Italy on my Italian)
  37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
  38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
  39. Gone rock climbing
  40. Seen Michelangelo’s David (amazing)
  41. Sung karaoke
  42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
  43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
  44. Visited Africa
  45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
  46. Been transported in an ambulance
  47. Had my portrait painted
  48. Gone deep sea fishing
  49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person (amazing)
  50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
  51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
  52. Kissed in the rain
  53. Played in the mud
  54. Gone to a drive-in theater
  55. Been in a movie
  56. Visited the Great Wall of China
  57. Started a business
  58. Taken a martial arts class (I’m pretty good with a bow staff…not really)
  59. Visited Russia
  60. Served at a soup kitchen
  61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
  62. Gone whale watching
  63. Got flowers for no reason
  64. Donated blood
  65. Gone sky diving
  66. Visited a Nazi concentration camp
  67. Bounced a check
  68. Flown in a helicopter
  69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
  70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
  71. Eaten caviar
  72. Pieced a quilt (not sure what this means, but I picked out the t-shirts for my t-shirt quilt)
  73. Stood in Times Square
  74. Toured the Everglades
  75. Been fired from a job
  76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
  77. Broken a bone
  78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
  79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
  80. Published a book
  81. Visited the Vatican
  82. Bought a brand new car
  83. Walked in Jerusalem
  84. Had my picture in the newspaper
  85. Read the entire Bible
  86. Visited the White House
  87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
  88. Had chickenpox
  89. Saved someone’s life
  90. Sat on a jury
  91. Met someone famous
  92. Joined a book club
  93. Lost a loved one
  94. Had a baby
  95. Seen the Alamo in person
  96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
  97. Been involved in a law suit
  98. Owned a cell phone
  99. Been stung by a bee
  100. Ridden an elephant

So that’s 52 out of 100. There were a few more on there that I’d really like to do and some that I’d kind of like to do and some I just know that I’ll do someday, whether I want to or not. Still, that I’ve avoided breaking a bone for as long as I have, that’s gotta be an accomplishment.