Complete This Sentence

OK, so I’m working on some tweaks for my site, one being that the header will be rotating different pithy quotes. I am asking you, dear reader, to help finish this sentence: 

Shane… 

That’s it.

It can’t be too long (see above for examples…refresh the page to see random ones…there are 4 right now) and it must make sense. Put your ideas in the comments and I’ll use the best ideas. Here are some examples:

  • Shane… likes cheeseburgers.
  • Shane… is my hero. 
  • Shane… writes valid XHTML and CSS.

You get the idea. Gimme your best shot. 

14 Comments to “Complete This Sentence”

  1. Brian

    Shane… hates Herm Edwards. (oh wait, you already put that one up there!)
    Shane… loves him some burritos.
    Shane… is not Fletch.

    - 9:11 am on 11 23, 2007

  2. Jake

    Shane… loves Helvetica Neue.

    Shane… gets excited about good food. Just like his brother.

    Shane… has a “fresh” design style.

    - 9:52 am on 11 23, 2007

  3. Mike D

    Shane…is a sissy for bowing out of the Turkey Bowl.
    Shane…needs a haircut.
    Shane…will persevere.

    - 1:43 am on 11 24, 2007

  4. Rich

    Shane O’ Mac
    Shane loves Chipotle
    Shane owns a Donkey
    Shane owned a man-bag

    - 4:02 pm on 11 24, 2007

  5. emawkc

    Shane… is a sweet-talkin’ stud who can melt a girl’s heart with his pout.

    - 1:50 pm on 11 25, 2007

  6. emawkc

    Shane… sweats Gatorade

    Shane… framed Roger Rabbit

    - 3:24 pm on 11 26, 2007

  7. Jay

    Shane…thinks he thinks, therefore he thinks he is.

    Shane…doesn’t sweat to the oldies.
    Shane…is fuzzy.
    Shane…is wearing pants. Maybe.

    - 5:15 pm on 11 26, 2007

  8. Erin

    Shane… is watching you.

    - 5:43 pm on 11 26, 2007

  9. Brett

    Shane…is a clown trapped in a human body.

    Shane…half man, half dog….he’s a mog.

    Shane…Is a tool(in best Droz voice)

    - 10:04 pm on 11 26, 2007

  10. emawkc

    Shane… eats lightning and craps thunder

    - 3:39 pm on 11 27, 2007

  11. Bryan

    Shane…is Legen..wait for it…Dary

    - 1:23 pm on 11 29, 2007

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