I could go on a long tirade about how American Idol is a complete sham and that the best singers hardly ever win (nor the most commercially viable ones either…paging Chris Daughtry?). I could go on and on about how I think it’s funny that Taylor Hicks is going to be the only American Idol to not have his album go platinum. I could talk about how ridiculous Sanjaya is, but how I’m not sure I completely blame America…the judges were the ones who put him in the top 24, no?

I could rant about Paula’s very obvious confusion as to what show she is on, or how I hate Randy’s non-sensical ramblings about canines and pitch and tone. I could say that I can’t stand the fact that Simon gets booed regularly for telling the truth and how it is quite obvious that he knows what he is talking about and the people in the audience perhaps get paid for how loudly they ridiculously jeer Simon’s judging.

I could go on about the very obvious sexual tension between Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell or Cowell’s inability to be nice, even when trying to offer condolences to those affected by the Virginia Tech tragedy. I could comment on the fact that I wouldn’t buy the album of a single one of the fools left in the competition (nor anyone else who has already left, either), and how I think that we may have just run out of good singers in America – either that or the pre-screening process is a complete traveshamockery.

I could go on and on about all these things…

But I won’t.

I don’t watch that show…