Shane Life

In the absolute SNOOZER of a finale last night, Sean Yazbeck was hired as Donald Trump’s fifth Apprentice. There was a point last night where I thought that Trump was going to look to the camera and say, “Just kidding….these guys are a couple of clowns would could barely manage their way out of a pair of pants, let alone a multi-million dollar company. I’m changing the rules and I’m going to hire Rebecca like I should have last season.”

Seriously…the season started off so well. Lots of drama, interesting, seemingly talented people, but none of them panned out. The season was an absolute trainwreck. It’s no wonder that George and Carolyn were scarce this year. They didn’t want to be associated with these untalented hacks. I know that reality TV should have some amount of drama, but what really suffered here is the Trump Organization. They didn’t have a chance with these morons to pick from.

Hopefully, the next season in Los Angeles will result in better candidates. The show needs a fresh look (one that sorta started gestating this season with the addition of Ivanka and Don Jr. and more of Bill, who is still the best Apprentice out of all 5) and hopefully the California sun will provide the spark that the show needs.

My idea for a task? Come up with the best new hairstyle for Mr. Trump.